Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Let The Hate Out Your Heart

I don't ride a bike anymore because I have a girlfriend and I don't work at Supreme. I used to ride though, for fun, I would cruz around on my Haro and ride imaginary girlies on my handlebars I also flew over the moon with my pet alien one time. I got a "fixie" when I was about 14 because I listened to Hardcore and then I realized that I like going up hills and shit. Well as I sit in the Go Rilla compound and watch cars go past I see many a tool on bikes and today I sawlll one almost cause an accident and I realized this needs to be said, "new-jack bike fixie track stand doing mofos need to find a new hobby before we all die"! Because if not I am going to do this to you.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

The only thing gayer then a hipster on a brand new fixed gear is a hipster that sits around talking shit about people trying to enjoy their bike. It's a fucking bike, not a fashion statement you douche bag.